I want maid service for my birthday-Nov.6 capish?

Someone send me this map and said this is the new Iran that England and freemasons have in mind. waiting game has started plus the spark of Israel;s move towards iran/we seeeeee.ok now mor eimportant than all of these is my birthday coming and I want a clever person to buy me a certificate for once a month maid service for me for a year. 12 maid services is all I want for christmas,oops my birthday on november 6......eh???