If you have not heard from me is becuase you did not answer my email, or return my phone call or have not written a letter to me yet! ha? well I am in Washington and my computer is dead. may take a while meanwhile read this an email from Vivian!Have a good one dear,honey,ghombolasi,kouchake darajeh yek!! thanks a thousand time azizam...
To all my online friends & family:
>> >
>> > As the holidays approach, my heartfelt appreciation goes out
>> > to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me
>> > "forwards" over the past 12 months. Thank you for making me
>> > feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy.
>> >
>> > Extra thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat crap in the
>> > glue on envelopes 'cause I now have to go get a wet towel
>> > every time I need to seal an envelope.
>> >
>> > Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.
>> >
>> > Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola
>> > because it can remove toilet stains.
>> >
>> > I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who
>> > make these products are atheists who refuse to put
>> > "Under God" on their cans.
>> >
>> > I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave
>> > because it causes cancer.
>> >
>> > I no longer check the coin return on pay phones
>> > because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.
>> >
>> > I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants
>> > even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.
>> >
>> > I no longer go to shopping malls because someone
>> > might drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.
>> >
>> > I no longer receive packages from nor send packages by
>> > UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.
>> >
>> > I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me
>> > to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls
>> > to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan.
>> >
>> > I no longer eat KFC because their "chickens"
>> > are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.
>> >
>> > I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change
>> > once I receive my free replacement pair from Nike.
>> >
>> > I no longer have to buy expensive cookies from
>> > Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe.
>> >
>> > I no longer worry about my soul because at last count
>> > I have 363,214 angels looking out for me.
>> >
>> > Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers
>> > my prayers if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends
>> > and make a wish within five minutes.
>> >
>> > I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl
>> > who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time).
>> >
>> > I no longer have any money at all -- but that will change
>> > once I receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are
>> > sending me for participating in their special email program.
>> >
>> > Yes, I want to thank you so much for looking out
>> > for me that I will now return the favor ----
>> > if you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people
>> > in the next 7 minutes, a large pigeon with a wicked case of
>> > diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM (EST) this afternoon.
>> > I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend
>> > of my next-door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's
>> > cousin's beautician.
>> >
>> > Happy Holidays to you & all --- for all of them!!!!!